Me "Do what I told you too please"
Tom "You're not the boss of me"
Me "Yes I am, I am the parent"
Tom "No you're not the King is, he is the boss"
Tom went to play a game of footy with my cousin.
He was tossing the ball up in his hands, she said "what are you doing"
He said "loading the game".
One track mind!
Thinking I'm a good Mumma I say to Tom "Hey mate, whilst Lulu's at school and Zan's is asleep do you wanna Easter egg"
His response "Nah, it's not Easter any more, you only eat Easter eggs at Easter time OK".
Love my little man.